cherrish@birthday ~
BLOOMBERG TERMINAL
11-JAN-2026 00:00:00
Cherrish Performance Metrics — Real-time
WORK
Work Ethic Index
999.99
LIMIT UP
KIND
Kindness Quotient
∞
+100.00%
SASS
Sass Reserves
847.23
+23.00%
QUIZ
Personality Tests
276.4M
+∞
VIBE
Good Vibes Output
1000.00
ALL TIME HIGH
Breaking News — CHERR GO
00:00:01
ALERT: CHERRISH turns 23. Markets halted for mandatory
cake consumption. Trading resumes post-celebration.
00:00:02
REPORT: WORK ethic continues record-breaking streak.
Analysts cite "genuinely impressive" dedication levels.
00:00:03
FORECAST: Year 23 outlook extremely bullish. Kindness
futures at all-time high.